Dead end, pitch black, breakin' out the camcorder Chillin' in the dirty van - driver is a can hoarder Gettin' kinda freaked out, nothing on the radio And all that we can see ahead is wooded. Hey man, way to go, You got us fuckin' lost. Should've turned right at the station Had I been navigatin', and had there been no usurpation Of my duties, we'd've been there hours ago. That's okay, though. I'ma let it go, because it gave me this excuse to flow (Hey, bro!) What's the matter now, M-Cubed? (Did you see what I just saw?) Calm the fuck down, dude! You're gonna get us all worked up over nothin' Wait, I saw somethin'! Get the van runnin'! [Starter failing] Whadaya mean, "the engine won't turn over?" Shouldn't'a pulled over, something peeking out that patch of clover [Scream] Aw, man, please tell me I'm seeing things And hearing things. Fleeing seems to be the thing to be doing What's that? Who's there? Get back! I'm scared! Don't know what to do 'bout this nightmare Gettin' ever closer, 'bout to be right there. If I book it out of here, then I might fare Better but I can't put my feet in flight, they're stuck like mud's been pilin' right where I've been standin'. Dammit, man, this kind of frightening plight seems quite rare Caught a blank stare in the headlight glare. Tell Megan I loved her, Mike, we're in a- Horrorshow Givin' you Vertigo I'm not a Psycho, though But I'll make you Scream like Jason Vorhees peekin' in your Rear Window Gonna make you bounce like a haunted Hausu full of rapper ghosts Gonna be the Thing. Did you see the Ring? Gonna drop in seven notes Baby, move in closer, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow Gonna get some exercise, but you know this ain't Emily Rose It's straight-up Regan, makin' heads spin 'till they're comatose Return the Livin' Dead with this trioxin overdose Baby, let's go forward, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow Livin' in F.E.A.R, babe, I can't go another night Alone In the Dark, takin' Fatal Frame pictures on my mobile phone Feel like I've been Left 4 Dead on SIlent Hill. I'm miles from home Baby, this ain't over, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow And I know this looks like overblown suspicion, yo But I'm positive what I posited is about to blow Soon as I stop my flow, I'm seein' eyes that glow Baby, I'm a goner, 'cause I really, really think we're in a- Babysittin', late-night kickin' Put the children to bed, now I'm just chillin' Runnin' up the cable bill just tryin' to get my fill in Of the villains that kids can't be dealin' with but they're still willin' Look out my window while clutchin' my pillow. I'm Tryin' to tell if that's a skunk or an armadillo, when I'm Assaulted by the sight of something by the willow tree, why Does that look like a guy I once knew from Discovery High? Oh shit, he's gone! Why didn't I keep track? I must've seen some kinda motion! Mull it over; think back! Still tryin' to find it when the telephone rings- [ringing] ACK! Peek at the tree again, and see jack I move cautiously, every step triggers a reflex Place your bets on me not gettin' to see the next Day. Hoped I'd be less likely to to make a bloody mess On the couch. Man, I guess I shouldn't have had sex [More ringing] Okay, yeah, I'll get it! (Hello, MC Tai Pwon) I just shiver while he says it He's like: "you're dead, snitch!" I gotta give him credit He just found my name on Reddit, tracked me down so he could edit Me out of my existence. He's awfully persistent Insists that a misfit like me should be his bitch What is this shit? I ain't no therapist But this is a major God complex, if I've ever witnessed it Hey, now, I did not just say what You thought I just said, man. Ease up! I freeze up, but it's heatin' up, cause he hangs up I'm about to get banged up, beaten up I seize up, 'cause I see him creep up with a ski mask on. This is bleeped up! I'ma renege on this re-up; this just ain't my kind of meet-up Guess my schedule's 'bout to free up! I think this is about to be a- Horrorshow Let the Dark Water flow Into your very soul But don't be Strangers; I'm afraid you're gonna stay Unknown I mean silent like Lon Chaney, not Neeson or Caviezel, though We're doin' the Werewolves of London like Warren Zevon, yo Baby, just scoot over, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow I'm just Shining, and writing 'bout Jack's opining groans 'Cause I'm a child of the 90s, when frightening got so low I just keep typing and typing; ain't got no time to slow Baby, duck down lower, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow Yes, I'm the Resident Evil MC up in this zone Listenin' to me, you'll be proud to call ATX your home And if the zombies be jockin', I'll give 'em one shot to the dome Baby, close that door, because I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow You'll be soakin' your pantyhose, 'cause you'll be so scared by my badass flow If you don't like fright, then you're not my type, and I don't mean to showboat If you wanna rock me, then just drop a horror movie quote Baby, is it just me, or does it look to you like we're in a- ? C'mon, wake up, baby, 'cause it was just a dream We were watching Steven King, and you fell asleep in front of the TV screen There ain't no need to scream, 'cause it's just a movie And it's just you and me, yeah, it's just you and me

Dead end, pitch black, breakin' out the camcorder Chillin' in the dirty van - driver is a can hoarder Gettin' kinda freaked out, nothing on the radio And all that we can see ahead is wooded. Hey man, way to go, You got us ****** lost. Should've turned right at the station Had I been navigatin', and had there been no usurpation Of my duties, we'd've been there hours ago. That's okay, though. I'ma let it go, because it gave me this excuse to flow (Hey, bro!) What's the matter now, M-Cubed? (Did you see what I just saw?) Calm the **** down, dude! You're gonna get us all worked up over nothin' Wait, I saw somethin'! Get the van runnin'! [Starter failing] Whadaya mean, "the engine won't turn over?" Shouldn't'a pulled over, something peeking out that patch of clover [Scream] Aw, man, please tell me I'm seeing things And hearing things. Fleeing seems to be the thing to be doing What's that? Who's there? Get back! I'm scared! Don't know what to do 'bout this nightmare Gettin' ever closer, 'bout to be right there. If I book it out of here, then I might fare Better but I can't put my feet in flight, they're stuck like mud's been pilin' right where I've been standin'. Dammit, man, this kind of frightening plight seems quite rare Caught a blank stare in the headlight glare. Tell Megan I loved her, Mike, we're in a- Horrorshow Givin' you Vertigo I'm not a Psycho, though But I'll make you Scream like Jason Vorhees peekin' in your Rear Window Gonna make you bounce like a haunted Hausu full of rapper ghosts Gonna be the Thing. Did you see the Ring? Gonna drop in seven notes Baby, move in closer, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow Gonna get some exercise, but you know this ain't Emily Rose It's straight-up Regan, makin' heads spin 'till they're comatose Return the Livin' Dead with this trioxin overdose Baby, let's go forward, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow Livin' in F.E.A.R, babe, I can't go another night Alone In the Dark, takin' Fatal Frame pictures on my mobile phone Feel like I've been Left 4 Dead on SIlent Hill. I'm miles from home Baby, this ain't over, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow And I know this looks like overblown suspicion, yo But I'm positive what I posited is about to blow Soon as I stop my flow, I'm seein' eyes that glow Baby, I'm a goner, 'cause I really, really think we're in a- Babysittin', late-night kickin' Put the children to bed, now I'm just chillin' Runnin' up the cable bill just tryin' to get my fill in Of the villains that kids can't be dealin' with but they're still willin' Look out my window while clutchin' my pillow. I'm Tryin' to tell if that's a skunk or an armadillo, when I'm Assaulted by the sight of something by the willow tree, why Does that look like a guy I once knew from Discovery High? Oh ****, he's gone! Why didn't I keep track? I must've seen some kinda motion! Mull it over; think back! Still tryin' to find it when the telephone rings- [ringing] ACK! Peek at the tree again, and see jack I move cautiously, every step triggers a reflex Place your bets on me not gettin' to see the next Day. Hoped I'd be less likely to to make a bloody mess On the couch. Man, I guess I shouldn't have had sex [More ringing] Okay, yeah, I'll get it! (Hello, MC Tai Pwon) I just shiver while he says it He's like: "you're dead, snitch!" I gotta give him credit He just found my name on Reddit, tracked me down so he could edit Me out of my existence. He's awfully persistent Insists that a misfit like me should be his ***** What is this ****? I ain't no therapist But this is a major God complex, if I've ever witnessed it Hey, now, I did not just say what You thought I just said, man. Ease up! I freeze up, but it's heatin' up, cause he hangs up I'm about to get banged up, beaten up I seize up, 'cause I see him creep up with a ski mask on. This is bleeped up! I'ma renege on this re-up; this just ain't my kind of meet-up Guess my schedule's 'bout to free up! I think this is about to be a- Horrorshow Let the Dark Water flow Into your very soul But don't be Strangers; I'm afraid you're gonna stay Unknown I mean silent like Lon Chaney, not Neeson or Caviezel, though We're doin' the Werewolves of London like Warren Zevon, yo Baby, just scoot over, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow I'm just Shining, and writing 'bout Jack's opining groans 'Cause I'm a child of the 90s, when frightening got so low I just keep typing and typing; ain't got no time to slow Baby, duck down lower, 'cause I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow Yes, I'm the Resident Evil MC up in this zone Listenin' to me, you'll be proud to call ATX your home And if the zombies be jockin', I'll give 'em one shot to the dome Baby, close that door, because I'm thinkin' that we're in a horrorshow You'll be soakin' your pantyhose, 'cause you'll be so scared by my badass flow If you don't like fright, then you're not my type, and I don't mean to showboat If you wanna rock me, then just drop a horror movie quote Baby, is it just me, or does it look to you like we're in a- ? C'mon, wake up, baby, 'cause it was just a dream We were watching Steven King, and you fell asleep in front of the TV screen There ain't no need to scream, 'cause it's just a movie And it's just you and me, yeah, it's just you and me